Rumours, fuelled by school handouts, have led to mothers flocking early to school gates & ushering their offspring home in convoys of 4x4s. Teenagers walk in gangs of no less than 20 for protection and, worst of all, white van drivers trying to negotiate their way through Fordingbridge have been hauled out of their cabs, stoned to death & their dismembered bodies thrown off the town bridge. Causing much concern in this sleepy Hampshire town. A fishermen downstream said, "These teachers hand out letters at the first sniff of kiddienapping & just don't think how it effects the local fishing."
All this from an incident when a driver saw a young cyclist in difficulty with his bike & offered him a lift home in his White Van.
Polifables drives a yellow van.
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